Through the mists of time, our adviser whispers the secrets of the Radio.

We gathered around the Round table to hear the utterings of the great radio Ham. He swept onboard, with his Parrot Nisa, and passed down the secrets of long distance radio installation. We leaned closer to catch every word, (taking are not to get bittten by the Parrot).
Seriously, its now fully clear to us why we came to the U.S. in the first place....... to meet people like the Ham radio guy, he's actually called Neil too, and is a Vietnam Veteran, who suffers from post traumatic stress disorder, and Nisa has been provided and trained by the government to bite his ear if he gets too hyper (that's how the stress manifests itself)